Unwritten Categories for Cinema

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I am here in Pavilion and I have just finished watching a movie. Its so unfortunate that apart from classifying movies according to age groups e.g. PG, PG13, 18+ etc etc, we cant classify audience according to level of idiotic habits.

My point? Well, there I was sitting happily alone, with a coke and a large popcorn. As always, I was the first in the cinema. Then people started coming in. That's how I observed the levels:

The Flirter - People who are more engrossed in chatting up one another rather than watch the movie. Imagine in the middle of a real good fight scene, and suddenly u hear ...."ala, u ni, i bukan cakap benda tu, giggle, giggle etc etc". Get a room dude!

The Joker - People who make stupid sounds or jokes. Best of all , they think they are funny. Like when its a serious part of the movie, they'll laugh in a 'mengada-ngada' way or make stupid comments out loud so that other people can hear it. As if torturing their friends beside them isn't good enough, they just had to share their 'prized' joke of the moment with everyone else. Get a life dude!

The Eater - People who buys a seemingly endless supply of food..popcorn, nachos, hot dogs, corn...u name it, they have it. The moment they put their ass down, the feast begins. Hello...if u have to eat, stop ruffling those plastic bags and watch your manners....eat with your mouth close dude!

The Communicator - People who either talk or sms endlessly. They seem to think there is an invisible curtain that prevents their voice from reaching other people's ears or the glare from their screen from reaching other people's retinas. Don't waste my time dude!

Which category do I fall into? Well I am.....

The Sleeper - People who fall asleep easily because they are bored with the other 4 categories. These people are the least intrusive among the 5 categories....until they start snoring that is....haha.